I filled a hilarious kinkmeme prompt out of a need to take a break and write some crack. 900 words of ridiculousness later, I don't even know if I should post this to the comms angelgazing used her damned "I wrote the Inception team as Care Bears" argument and made me cross-post this. I just. I do not even. Wut.

Title: Shit Arthur Says
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Matt Bomer. Wearing EARMUFFS and a CHRISTMAS SWEATER. SINGING.

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.